Gliscor is a Pokemon that resides in the OU Village, threatening to ruffle the feathers of his neighbors at every moment. The entire purpose for his existence is to ensure that no butt remains unquaked.
Toxic - Plants the seed of rusemanship
Protect - Causes the acute frustration of the butt to intensify
Sub - See Protect
Buttquake - The culmination of 500 turns of rusemastery, the completion of a strategy designed to cause you discomfort.